1. my first Diablo character-

    my first Diablo character-

  2. did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

    did-you-kno:

    It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

  3. pocketsandbows:

    “Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

    LOL where is this from?

  4. "I slept with Faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with Doubt, and found her a virgin in the morning."
    Aleister Crowley, The Book of Lies (via early-onset-of-night)
  5. ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2:

justamus:

Maps, with every name translated, back through the local tongue, into English.
Suddenly both poetic and prosaic, at once.

this is fantastic.

    ca2mgfe5si8o22oh2:

    justamus:

    Maps, with every name translated, back through the local tongue, into English.

    Suddenly both poetic and prosaic, at once.

    this is fantastic.

  6. bangbangdinosex:

    This gets me EVERY fucking time

About me

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.
-Oscar Wilde

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